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Post by Lady Livira on Aug 8, 2004 12:11:25 GMT -5
Livira made up her mind that there was nothing she could do to stop the madness erupting from these crazy, drunk elves and hobbits. She could not deny, however, that it was rather amusing to see the most serious of her friends acting so strangely, so she sat down on one of the sofas and watched the show go on.
She laughed as she watched Elrohir run around madly and plop on the bed next to Elwood, trying to imitate her. She decided to play along a bit, though completely coherent herself. "Oh, Elrohir, did you say oreos? I completely know where they are. Don't worry, I can contact them for you if you need them. Besides, you need to keep focused on the dancing the pokey strokey." Livira felt completely stupid saying these things, but she felt nobody would care since they were all drunk anyways, acting like that unintentionally.
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Post by Elrohir on Aug 9, 2004 0:20:27 GMT -5
Rolling over on the floor where he lay Elrohir turned to Livira
"How dare you! I'm a married mouse!"
Elrohir swung to slap hat he thougt was the origin of the words, but it turned out he just slapped himself.
"My oh my, forgive me" he said "the curtains are upside down again"
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Post by Luthien Eleniel on Aug 9, 2004 6:47:29 GMT -5
Luthien, known for her lovely voice, was very prone to singing. Thus, she stood up and began to sing out a very loud and fast song that didn't sound like anything anyone had heard before. She began to dance as well, jumping up and down and swishing her black hair around.
"Oh!!!!!! I looked around the land and I'd finally see The way the elvish queen was ruling all my comrades and me She was sitting really straight on her throne made of gold She still looks young at 3000 which is quite really old She had hair that was long and the purest of brown Check out the way Livira has been ruling this town!
She said to me one day 'If you really wanna stay then come on in my forests yeah it's really okay. I hope that you are brave and I hope that you are keen cause there's no way of living easy under this queen!'
There's no swamps no death no sick disease, not a single dying tree The minute I walked in here, it looked like a fantasy
Shootin' all my arrows, playing with my sword Killed an orc on Tuesday, one's all I can afford Think you’re really elvish? Think you’re really tall? But you're only just a weakling and I'm gonna beat you all I’m the great singing she-elf all the hobbits will love Dancing round the forests night and day, I fly like a dove So don’t be vain and don’t be like a Man Remember we're the best elves in all of the land!"
Luthien, now completely out of breath because she was too busy singing that mad song, collapsed on the ground in a heap. Before she fell she said, "I'll be here until yesterday! Thank you!"
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Post by Elrohir on Aug 9, 2004 9:16:45 GMT -5
Elrohirs slap snapped him into being sober for about three seconds, enough trime to get this line out:
"LMAO! That's brilliant!"
Before falling over and cradling his shin. "I want a potato"
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Post by Lady Livira on Aug 9, 2004 10:05:12 GMT -5
Livira sat down and couldn't control her laughter. She giggled loudly for some time as Luthien sang her song, impressed with it as she went. She clapped her hands as Luthien concluded the rap-like song and said, "Oh, Luthien, that was brilliant! I think you deserve a gold star for that one!" Oh, what a day.
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Post by Teaguer Lourfsen on Aug 10, 2004 6:23:33 GMT -5
Teaguer heard Elrohir mention something about curtains. Very fascinated with that statement, Teaguer said, "By george, he's done it! He solved the mystery of the missing train! Genius, I say! GENIUS!" and laughed in an evil laugh. She then grabbed another bottle of Vocba and linked arms with Will singing and swaying back and forth, "Through all the years of the seasons and all the leaves to come! We'll dance and sing and shout it out to all the people you see! We'll kick their whoots with much salute and eat their food you see!" She then fell over and landed on the cat's tail. "Ooh, pretty kitty!" and she chased the cat around.
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Post by Frodo Baggins on Aug 10, 2004 6:42:47 GMT -5
frodo crawled under the table looking for more vocba. "Aha!" he said standing up and hitting his head on the table. Falling back down, he rolled around in circles. "I've almost got it" he yelled grabbing at dust in the air. "Dairy fairy! Dairy fairy!" he shouted continually for about 3 minutes then stopped spinning. Then he said, "IRENE! Press forward!!!"
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Post by Elrohir on Sept 16, 2004 15:44:14 GMT -5
Seemingly nobody was going to give Elrohir a potato. Whatever they were. He stood up.
"Gooness me, look at that!" Elrohir called, looking at picture on the wall. "It's the most magnificent creation since cows!"
He strode toward it, but somthing was grabbing at his leg. It was his hand! Elrohir feel straght down and a chair broke as his head hit straight into it. He looked for the picture, but all he saw was blood."My oh my, that's the pride of the fleet."
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Post by Missy Beatles on Oct 8, 2004 16:43:55 GMT -5
messy luked arund n grabd a kitee n kisd it
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Post by sirlacksalot on Oct 8, 2004 17:15:58 GMT -5
sirlacksalot luked 4 missee $ kist hur onn da tow & tastid jamm. "mmmm razbary" hee sed
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Post by Teaguer Lourfsen on Nov 26, 2004 16:45:34 GMT -5
Teaguer looked as Elrohir fell down. "Ooh...PUNCH!" and she ran over to where Elrohir was. Then, she turned around and punched Frodo in the head. He fell over. "Hey, howcome punch didn't come out your head?" she asked. "Oh, well, I must regain my papers!"
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Post by Toriana Demshar on Nov 26, 2004 19:30:33 GMT -5
OOC: Hmm..interesting..
BIC:
Toriana walked into the houses of healing and thought she had strayed into a madhouse. Then, she saw a punch bowl with a large ladle in it. Must have been punch, and this was just a party! Of course! Toriana loved parties. So she went over and helped herself to the green punch and drank it rather quickly. Suddenly, she felt a tingling in her head, then she ran over to Teaguer and punched her in the arm. "Hey, I said no more sneezing in the pudding! You're a defiant little one! I'll be sure not to eat the hay next time."
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Post by Elwood Lover on Nov 26, 2004 21:11:51 GMT -5
Elwood ate a pirate.
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Post by Elrohir on Nov 27, 2004 13:08:48 GMT -5
Elrohir was not pleased by this. He was spilling punch profusely from his head. But it wasnt punch, it was blood. He got up, but then opened his eyes and hadnt got up. So he really got up, but, as predicted, hadnt even got up at all. So he lay there, bleeding fairly badly, and swallowed his boot.
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Post by Lady Livira on Dec 12, 2004 0:11:38 GMT -5
Livira jumped on Elrohir. "What do you think you're doing, Mr. Smarty Pants? I thought I told you never to drink salmonella again! You surely will face the wrath of the evil vicious librarian and/or velociraptor!" She tumbled off of him onto the floor and lay spread out. She then moved her arms and legs in and out on the floor happily saying, "Look, children! This is how you make a snow elf!"
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