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Post by Lady Livira on Aug 2, 2004 13:24:45 GMT -5
Livira had been walking around in the forests enjoying the fresh breeze that flew through the trees, and the peace had been disrupted by a strange group of muffled voices coming from the houses of healing. "Oh for the love of the Valar, what is going on in there?" she said to herself.
She walked into the houses of healing to find a group of very goofy and apparently drunk elves going crazy about the room. "What is going on in here?" she asked.
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Post by Teaguer Lourfsen on Aug 2, 2004 18:44:40 GMT -5
Teaguer saw a lady walk into the room. However, because she was so drunk, she did not recognise that it was Lady Livira. Stumbling towards her, Teaguer said, "Your wife...both very pretty!!" and shoved a bottle of Vocba into her hands. "DRINK SOME!" she shouted. "It'll do your box some good. It needs more!" and fell over.
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Post by Elrohir on Aug 3, 2004 1:31:04 GMT -5
The hole on the back of his head all patched up, Elrohir walked back outside. He stalked his shadow for a while, before finding the room full of smashed Elves.
"Haha, Mrs Bellamy, I think that the fish was right!" Looking around Elrohir soon spotted a big round bowl filled with green vocba.
"Aha!" he exclaimed "The end of the postcard!" and dipped his head into the liquid.
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Post by Lady Livira on Aug 3, 2004 4:41:12 GMT -5
(OOC: tee hee...this is really starting to sound like our madlibs Elwood and Teaguer...hehe)
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Post by Lady Livira on Aug 3, 2004 4:46:03 GMT -5
Livira watched in confusion as Elrohir dipped his head into the punch bowl full of green vocba. She was absolutely astonished that so much had been made so readily available to the elves...who weren't even patients! Green vocba was a medicinal drink administered only by the healers...so, Livira deduced that it was Azil that gave them the vocba or was guilty of not locking it up.
She grabbed Elrohir's neck and pulled his head out. "Elohir, what are you doing? Are you mad? Come, I think you've had quite enough to drink." She sat him down on a small chair. "Oh, but the rocks were so beautiful! Why'd ya have to go kill them all...there were just a bunch of kelp.." Elrohir clumsily said.
"Yes, yes, we'll figure that all out later, Elrohir. Now I need to take care of the rest of these poor elves." She turned her head toward the door. "Azil Ransom! I summon you now! You are being held responsible for this act of insanity!"
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Post by Frodo Baggins on Aug 3, 2004 6:45:44 GMT -5
Frodo saw lady livira walk in the room. hE saw elrohir drink out of that punch bowl and wanted some too. But lady livira took Elrohir out of the bowl and decided that wasn't fair. frodo grabbed a bottle of Vocba and finished it off before going to the bowl. Then he said "You threw off my groove!" and dumped the vocba on the floor. It splashed on everyone.
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Post by Azil Ransom on Aug 3, 2004 7:54:40 GMT -5
Azil Ransom walked along the road, having traded to get some more medicines and other supplies. She stopped, realizing that she'd left the main cabinet open at the healing house, and hadn't locked the main door either. Oh well, no matter, the elves here were honest, and she coudn't imagine any of them being that foolish. She wandered along, unworried.
"Azil Ransom!!!" She cringed. It was the Lady's voice, but it took a great deal to make Livira that angry. Despite an urge to find something to do in the opposite direction, Azil reluctantly went towards her dwelling. There seemed an awful lot of commotion coming from inside.
" You called M'Lady...?" She stood shocked as the scene unfolded before her. People dancing on the beds, staggering around, singing(very poorly), you name it. Livira's steely gaze told her what to do. She hurriedly mixed some salts, water, some elrooth, and the final bit flour to patch it. "M'Lady, if you would put this over your face like I am..?" Azil held some cotton over her nose and mouth, lit a bit of kindling and threw it at the mixture.
After the smoke cleared through the vents and windows, Azil and Livira removed the cloths, though their clothes were covered with residue. Around them, everyone was sleeping off the vocba, and the headaches thhey would wake with in a few hours would be a reminder of what vocba did in the wrong dosage. As she locked up, Azil spoke" Well it all came out all right in the end, and everything's settled, Right?"
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Post by Elrohir on Aug 3, 2004 11:40:30 GMT -5
Luckily for Elrohir he was complately covered in Vocba, so much so that it had soaked up the powder.
"What, you gonna ruin my fun Jimmy?" He exclaimed "I'm taking Meredith to the ball, and not you or the turnips are gonna fish me!"
Standing up half seeing many a sleeping Elf Elrohir cried "Scuttle!"
A healthy splash of Vocba from Elrohirs stomach swiftly awoke everyone. Opening his pants zip a small cat came out, and pooped in the flour that was for some reason the most important ingredient for fixing everyone!
Taking Livira by the leg Elrohir held her high in the air, but then realised that he hadnt really done it.
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Post by Teaguer Lourfsen on Aug 3, 2004 17:28:48 GMT -5
Teaguer laughed at the cat pooping in the flour. Perhaps she laughed a bit too hard. For something unexpected came out, filling the room with a smelly toxin known as gas. This made her laugh even harder. How could Azil try to fix them?! They were having a jolly good time! Teaguer managed to say in between laughs, "Haha...who let...the cat...out of the bag?!" she said, laughing her head off. Teaguer got onto the floor on all fours and pretended to be a liger.
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Post by Luthien Eleniel on Aug 4, 2004 4:33:51 GMT -5
Luthien walked into the houses of healing to pick up a vial of sleeping spirits, and noticed that there was somewhat of a party going on. There were elves and hobbits laying about the room madly giggling and drinking out of bottles of green vocba. Even there were some elves whom she'd never expect to be doing such crazy things. "Oh, what am I waiting for?" Luthien said, then ran over to Frodo who was drenched in the liquid, and then snatched the bottle from him. She downed the rest of the bottle's contents and within minutes it began to take an effect on her.
"Well, my dear friend Tagsey, I don't know what to call a liger but a very delicious piece of wood! If only I could learn the ways of the kitty, then I too could be popular!" Luthien was going completely mad, unlike she had ever done before.
She went over and slung her arm around Livira's arm and shouted, "Come! Join the party! The piano's just awaiting for you!"
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Post by Elrohir on Aug 6, 2004 11:02:31 GMT -5
Laughing hysterically at Teaguer's joke Elrohir still lay face first on the ground.
Suddenly Elrohir noticed a really big dinosaur coming at him, but obviously he didnt know what it was. It was about to eat the kitty!
Running faster than a train, probably 100 miles an hour, Elrohir dashed and saved the wee creature. Then he realised it hadnt happened either.
And he was still lying on the floor.
Dribbling.
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Post by Elwood Lover on Aug 6, 2004 11:28:24 GMT -5
Elwood ran over to Frodo and kissed him in the cheek, "You little hobbit, you! Nothing says 'second cousin, twice removed' quite like a gruesome woman." She toppled over onto a bed, and began doing the hokey pokey while lying down.
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Post by Will Turner on Aug 6, 2004 11:38:16 GMT -5
Will smirked at everyone in the room then dove at Teaguer, bending her backwards in a classic dance move and releasing her. He exclaimed, "The gold fish are quite stale today!"
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Post by Missy Beatles on Aug 7, 2004 12:13:12 GMT -5
messy saw al da peepl dewing shtrainje thigs. shee whantd 2 joyn inn. messy whas steel onn da tabl n so shee jumpd ahf n sayd 'ime a burdee!' n phel on teh flore. standin upp, shee ran ovir 2 sirlacksalot n sed, 'hay munkee shugir! lets git sum moar vokba'
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Post by Elrohir on Aug 8, 2004 3:19:33 GMT -5
This was getting worrying now. Elrohir had not gotten a sip of vocba in over 30 seconds!
Still gurgling now and again with laughtewer he exclaimed:"Dont wory everyone! The milkybars are on me!"
Before falling next to the bed where Elwood lay and trying to copy her, but becoming horribly confused. "Do the pokey strokey? My, if only the oreos were here."
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