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Post by Teaguer Lourfsen on Jul 24, 2004 7:38:15 GMT -5
Teaguer wandered into the Houses of Healing, but not because she was injured or hurt. She was feeling a bit ill and thought some vocba would help. Looking through all Lady Livira's things, she found a bottle titled 'Vocba'. "Oooh...just what I'm looking for. This should help!" Teaguer took off the cap and started drinking when she heard someone walk in behind her.
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Post by Elwood Lover on Jul 24, 2004 7:42:33 GMT -5
Elwood walked in with a cheesy grin on her face. She had already had a little vocba and wanted a little more. She looked at Taegger with a far-away look in her eyes and said, "Hey, man! Pass that over!" She took the vocba from her and began chugging. Reluctantly she gave the bottle back and began hiccuping loudly. "VOCBA!!" she bellowed as she began dancing with an Elf mouse (pointy ears included!) to music she made with her mouth.
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Post by Will Turner on Jul 24, 2004 7:48:59 GMT -5
Will took the vocba and drank about half the bottle in one gulp. He swayed on the spot and saw taegger looking more beautiful than ever. He tried to walk to her but accidentally collided with her instead "Good to see you tooger!" he said.
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Post by Teaguer Lourfsen on Jul 24, 2004 7:51:16 GMT -5
Teaguer looked behind and saw Elwood. While Elwood grabbed the bottle of Vocba she had, Teaguer decided she'd go looking for more. Stumbling around everything in the room, Teaguer knocked many things over and crashed into many things. She got onto her hands and knees and started searching the floor for some Vocba. "It's gotta be here somewhere..." she said. Too busy looking at the floor, Teaguer didn't notice she was about to crash into Will. BAM! "Ow...that's not the Vocba! It must be...a horse! Hi, horsey!" Teaguer said.
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Post by Frodo Baggins on Jul 24, 2004 8:02:56 GMT -5
Frodo walked in to see Elwood and Teaguer and Will in Lady Livira's healing house. He had just gotten back from buying Vocba at the market. However, there wasn't any left because he had drinken it all. Getting ready to go for Elwood, he tripped and fell over something laying on the floor. Landing on top of Teaguer, he said, "Hi." and burped in her face picking up his empty bottle of Vocba. "How you doin?" he yelled, winking at Teaguer. "I like mine done. How do you like them done?" Looking around, he managed to stand up and then pick up Teaguer. Turning around in circles, he saw Elwood and said, "Hi. This is heavy." and dropped Teaguer back onto the floor.
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Post by Lady Livira on Jul 24, 2004 8:37:45 GMT -5
(OOC: i see you found out how to really spell Teaguer- heheh. I think I like Taegger better though.
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Post by Elwood Lover on Jul 24, 2004 9:19:05 GMT -5
Elwood watched Will run into Teaguer and she started gigging and running around in circles yelling, "CHANNEL FIVE NEWS!" She looked up and saw Will standing there. Giggling, Elwood walked over to him and rubbed her hand on his shoulder, saying, "There, there, Mr. Rutheford, it's okay." She spotted Frodo and was nearly blinded from a mixture of vocba and the brightness of his eyes. Trying to be serious, Elwood asked, "Frodo, with your eyes so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" then began giggling, because she didn't even have a sleigh.
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Post by Will Turner on Jul 24, 2004 9:23:04 GMT -5
Will neighed and galloped around the room on four legs when teaguer reminded him that he was indeed a horsey. Hi horsey. Suddenly will took another swig of vocba and felt and hand on his shoulder. He nudged the hand and neighed still chewing on his cud.
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Post by Teaguer Lourfsen on Jul 24, 2004 18:12:33 GMT -5
After being picked up and dropped, Teaguer was starting to feel better. Standing up, she grabbed a bottle of Vocba and went to Will. He was a horse. Teaguer sat down on Will and slapped his butt and said, "Ride that pony! Ride that pony! Go horsey go! Go horsey go!"
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Post by Frodo Baggins on Jul 25, 2004 11:06:06 GMT -5
Frodo saw everyone dancing around and yelling and spinning. He wantd to join. So he waddled over to Elwood because he liked her. He picked her up and threw her onto a bed and said, "I knew it! The door was closed! But the window was open! I GET IT!" and he fell down next to Elwood on the bed. He rolled over and fell off the bed. He stood up and grabbed Elwood's hand and said, "Let's go get married now!"
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Post by Elrohir on Jul 25, 2004 11:41:17 GMT -5
Bursting into the room, an empty bottle of Vocba in his hand, Elrohir said "No Mrs Jackson, the punnets of strawberries are to be placed in ascending numerical order, as opposed to descending"
Walking across the bed Elrohir mitakedly presumed the window to be some sort of giant doughnut. He jumped through the middle, and a large crack was heard outside.
Realising his mistake he shouted loudly and said: "I'm sorry Terence, I just dont agree. I think that it is a hole through the house, rather than a house around the hole"
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Post by Elwood Lover on Jul 25, 2004 13:34:00 GMT -5
Elwood giggled madly when Frodo took her hand and said they should get married. With a serious expression on her face, she explained, "We're out of vocba! You need lots of vocba for a true wedding!" Elwood then galloped around the room and took Frodo's hand, forgetting that she had just spoken to him. "Why, hello there, stud muffin! Fancy a wife?" With a serious expression on her face, Elwood's memory seemed to have left again, and she said angrily to Frodo, "ODORF! You nasty little brute! You spanked the vocba on the wrong side! I'll never forgive you or your hamster, Poovy, ever again!" With that, Elwood stormed off, then pranced around the room while throwing rose petals singing "It's a small world afterall."
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Post by sirlacksalot on Jul 30, 2004 16:34:18 GMT -5
sir lacksalot luked 4 vokba & hee fownd et & wuz vary hapee sow hee deesided 2 hav sum funn wit da othurs & hee fownd messy hiz waif & kist hur & laffed hard den hee did keroty chops
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Post by Elrohir on Jul 31, 2004 10:44:24 GMT -5
"Yes Missus Evendim, I found that extremely hard to nderstand also. I pray you, where may we find vocba? My bottle hasth run out, and blood is pouring from my skull like nobody's business"
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Post by Missy Beatles on Aug 1, 2004 20:28:19 GMT -5
messy luvd hir huzbend n shee wuz glade dat hee fownd sum vokba 4 dem 2 dreank. i luv u, sirlacksalot messy sayd n kissd hym bak. den shee sayd i fil lyke dansing onn da taybl! soo messy gott onn teh taybl n starded dansin
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