Vocba fest! All invited!

[Lady Livira]

Livira ran into the Silver Stallion Tavern and burst down the door, eager to grab a glass of vocba that was part of a shipment that had just been imported into town. She ran over to the counter and demanded, "WHERE IS IT!?!" And then she looked down and there was a punch bowl full of green fizzy drink right next to her. "Excellent!" She shouted, dipped a glass into the bowl and filling it up. She guzzled it down quickly, and smacked her lips. "Whoa!" She said, "I sure feel like a weasel today! I just feel like snapping onto someone's neck and biting on! Ooh! Or maybe I can get the attention of the toad before it turns into a princess." Then, someone walked into the tavern. "What in toast's name are you doing here?" She cried.

(OOC: for those just tuning in, no, I am not normally insane. This is a tradition started by Teaguer and Elwood, and it's just basically a random RP thread.)

[Elrohir]

(OOC: Don't listen to her. This is actually her toning down the madness. )

Elrohir walked in to The Stallion tavern, and looked around. Taking a sip of a glass on the bar he burst out: "I say, dear, dont eat that dirt! It's bad for the pirates!"

He jumped onto a table and started kicking randomly. "Away you curs, away!" he cried, (because he secretly liked the curs) "I'll hang the lotta ya and hang anyone who says otherwise!"

With that he spontaneously burst into song concerning gumleaves